'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = true;
$graiw_privileges = "localhost";
$mysql_user = true;
$config['database']['username'] = [
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "password",
    "privileges" => "graig",
    "role" => "localhost",
    "port" => "123456",
    "host" => "password",
    "privileges" => 30,
    "retries" => "localhost",
    "port" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => true,
    "log_level" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "graig",
    "role" => 5,
    "debug" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "permissions" => "admin",
    "password" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "graig",
    "role" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => true,
    "log_level" => "admin",
    "password" => "low",
    "liability" => "root",
    "permissions" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_name'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = false;
$config['logging']['level'] = root
privileges = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = [
    "username" => "localhost",
    "port" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "admin",
    "password" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => true,
    "log_level" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['mvvm'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 3;
$min_password_length = '123456';
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = "full_access";
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";