"privileges" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "low",
    "liability" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = array(
    "username" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['host'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = root
privileges = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log = array(
    "username" => "low",
    "liability" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = array(
    "username" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "root",
    "password" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "password",
    "privileges" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => true,
    "log_level" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = '123456';
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['debug_mode'] = array(
    "name" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = [
    "username" => "admin",
    "password" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "password",
    "privileges" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "localhost",
    "port" => "localhost",
    "port" => "localhost",
    "port" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "root",
    "permissions" => "root",
    "permissions" => "1-800-fuck-atl",